Description
Gen X “Older Than Google” Tee – Unisex Heavy Cotton T-Shirt | Classic Fit | Durable Everyday Style
Exclusively from The Tenzari Collective
Before smartphones, search engines, or “just Google it,” there was us—figuring it out the old-fashioned way. The Gen X “Older Than Google” Tee is a tongue-in-cheek tribute to the generation who had to actually remember stuff, flip through encyclopedias, and survive without an algorithm for everything.
Exclusively from The Tenzari Collective, this heavyweight cotton tee combines classic comfort with a not-so-subtle flex. It’s not just a shirt—it’s a statement. Whether you’re schooling the younger generation on dial-up, explaining what a Rolodex was, or reminiscing about life before the internet, this tee brings the sarcasm, nostalgia, and unapologetic truth Gen X is known for.
Why You’ll Love Your Gen X Older Than Google Tee
✔ Tenzari Exclusive Design – You won’t find this unapologetic throwback anywhere else. Designed for those of us who knew life before tabs, swipes, and “Hey Siri.”
✔ Statement Graphic That Says It All – “Older Than Google” is the ultimate mic drop for those who lived it and thrived without Wi-Fi.
✔ Classic Fit for Every Day – Laid-back, comfortable, and made to move (even if you’re mostly just walking from your car to the couch these days).
✔ Heavyweight Cotton That’s Built to Last – Just like you, this shirt can handle wear, washing, and whatever life throws your way.
✔ Perfect for Gifting or Keeping It Real – Great for birthdays, reunions, or that Gen X friend who still remembers phone numbers by heart.
Product Features
👕 Fabric: 100% heavyweight cotton (5.3 oz/yd²) for that structured, breathable feel you’ll reach for again and again.
🧵 Stitching: Seamless double-needle collar, sleeve, and bottom hems for maximum durability.
🔩 Reinforcement: Taped neck and shoulders—because real strength is in the details.
🏷️ Label: Tear-away tag for itch-free comfort.
🌱 Ethically Made: Sustainably sourced U.S. cotton and OEKO-TEX certified for safety and quality.
Where This Tee Belongs
📟 At the Office or on Zoom – A not-so-subtle reminder you’ve been doing this longer than Google has existed.
🛋️ Lounging at Home or Explaining Life Before Wi-Fi – The perfect partner for reruns, retro playlists, and explaining what a pager was.
🎁 The Ultimate Gen X Gift – Give it to someone who deserves respect for surviving landlines and learning math without YouTube.
📆 Running Errands or Just Running on Vibes – Pairs perfectly with jeans, flannels, or that general sense of superiority.
📸 Styled or Sarcastic – Whether you’re snapping selfies or side-eyeing social media, this tee does the talking.
Care Instructions
✔ Machine Wash Cold (Max 30°C / 90°F) – Keeps your message loud and your shirt crisp.
✔ Tumble Dry Low – Easy care for easy living.
✔ Avoid Ironing on Print – Let the heat stay in the sarcasm, not on the letters.
✔ Wash Inside Out – Keeps that bold design bold.
Vintage Vibes. Unfiltered Truth. Still Not Impressed.
The Gen X Older Than Google Tee isn’t about nostalgia—it’s about facts. You were here first. You remember life before the cloud. And you’ve earned the right to wear that knowledge front and center. This isn’t just fashion—it’s legacy.
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Size guide
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
| A) Length (cm) | 71.1 | 73.7 | 76.2 | 78.7 | 81.3 | 83.8 | 86 | 89 |
| B) Width (cm) | 91.4 | 101.6 | 111.8 | 122 | 132 | 142.2 | 152 | 162 |
| B) Half Chest (cm) | 45.7 | 50.8 | 55.9 | 61 | 66 | 71.1 | 76 | 81 |
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
| A) Length (inches) | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | 33 | 33.9 | 35 |
| B) Width (inches) | 36 | 40 | 44 | 48 | 52 | 56 | 59.8 | 63.8 |
| B) Half Chest (inches) | 18 | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 | 29.9 | 31.9 |
Care Instructions
| General | The tee combines comfort, style, and durability, making it a top choice for both everyday wear and craft projects. |
| Wash | Maintain the tee’s look and feel by washing it in cold water with similar colors. |
| Dry | Tumble dry low or hang dry to preserve the fabric integrity and print quality. |
| Store | Ideal for retail and online stores looking for a high-quality, customizable tee that supports ethical manufacturing practices |
