Description
Gen X Dad Cap – ‘Older Than Google’ | Vintage Embroidered Cotton Hat
Exclusively from The Tenzari Collective
Before the internet answered everything, we figured it out the hard way. The Gen X Dad Cap – ‘Older Than Google’ is your retro-flex for a simpler time—when research involved encyclopedias, and memory was stored in our heads (not the cloud).
Exclusively from The Tenzari Collective, this vintage-inspired embroidered hat doesn’t just make a statement—it delivers a full-on timeline check. Made from 100% brushed washed cotton, it’s soft, breathable, and already feels like your old favorite from the minute you put it on.
Designed with a low-profile fit, unstructured crown, and that classic pre-curved peak, this cap delivers effortless style and undeniable Gen X attitude. Whether you’re schooling the younger generation or just vibing through your weekend errands, this cap fits your look and your life.
Why You’ll Love It
✔ Tenzari Exclusive Design – You won’t find this embroidered icon anywhere else. It’s made for the generation that remembers floppy disks, mixtapes, and landlines.
✔ Timeless Comfort – The brushed washed cotton gives it that broken-in feel Gen X loves—and earned.
✔ “Older Than Google” Embroidery – Smart, snarky, and 100% factual.
✔ Unisex Fit for Everyone Who Grew Up Before the Algorithm – Designed for heads that contain actual, pre-search engine knowledge.
✔ Conversation Starter (or Ender) – Just point to the hat and let it speak for itself.
Product Features
🧢 Material: 100% brushed washed cotton – lightweight and ultra-soft for all-day wear.
🧵 Embroidery: “Older Than Google” stitched in bold, clean lines across the front—because the truth looks good in thread.
📐 Fit: 6-panel, low-profile crown with an unstructured build for a natural, relaxed shape.
🌬 Ventilation: Stitched eyelets keep your head cool even when your sarcasm runs hot.
🪢 Adjustable Closure: Self-fabric strap with brass-effect buckle for the perfect personalized fit.
📏 Pre-Curved Peak: Already shaped for maximum shade and minimum effort.
🧢 Cap Model: Based on the Beechfield B655 Vintage Dad Cap—refined with Tenzari’s exclusive design.
Where This Cap Belongs
📚 At Bookstores, Coffee Shops, or Trivia Nights – Rock it while dropping knowledge that predates Google.
🧼 During Errands & Everyday Outings – Combines comfort and commentary in one clean look.
🎧 On Road Trips with ’90s Playlists – Adds nostalgic flavor to your cassette-tape energy.
🎁 Perfect Gift for Gen X Legends – For the ones who remember a world before downloads, swipes, or WiFi.
🛋️ In Real Life or Remote Work Mode – Whether you’re on or off camera, it delivers the message.
Care Instructions
✔ Spot Clean with Mild Soap & Cold Water – Just like your favorite concert tee, treat it with love.
✔ Air Dry Only – Because shrinking vintage vibes is a crime.
✔ Avoid Bleach or Ironing – Keep the embroidery crisp and aged to perfection.
No Search History. Just Real History.
The Gen X Dad Cap – ‘Older Than Google’ is your casual badge of honor for outlasting dial-up, ICQ, and Ask Jeeves. It’s for those who lived the answers before they were searchable and kept receipts before screenshots existed.
✨ Click “Add to Cart” and let the world know you’ve got wisdom that predates WiFi—only from The Tenzari Collective. ✨
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