Description
Gen X “We Drank From Hoses” Tee – Unisex Heavy Cotton T-Shirt | Classic Fit | Durable Everyday Style
Exclusively from The Tenzari Collective
No bottled water. No supervision. No problem. The Gen X “We Drank From Hoses” Tee is a proud tribute to a generation raised on independence, curiosity, and hose water straight from the backyard. Before hydration came in stainless steel bottles with apps, we quenched our thirst with whatever was outside—and we turned out just fine.
Exclusively from The Tenzari Collective, this tee brings together heavyweight comfort, classic fit, and a bold nod to the unsupervised glory days of childhood. Whether you’re reminiscing about riding your bike ‘til dark or explaining to someone younger what dial-up was, this shirt is your wearable time capsule—soft, durable, and full of truth.
Why You’ll Love Your Gen X We Drank From Hoses Tee
✔ Tenzari Exclusive Design – You won’t find this throwback gem anywhere else. Designed for the generation that lived outside, stayed out too long, and somehow always made it home.
✔ Statement Graphic with a Wink – “We Drank From Hoses” says it all—with confidence, pride, and just the right amount of sarcasm.
✔ Classic Fit for All-Day Comfort – Not too tight, not too loose. Just the right amount of relaxed.
✔ Heavyweight Cotton That Holds Up – Built to last through laundry cycles, backyard barbecues, and spontaneous rants about the good old days.
✔ Perfect for Gifting or Treating Yourself – A guaranteed hit with anyone who remembers a childhood without smartphones or seatbelt sensors.
Product Features
👕 Fabric: 100% heavyweight cotton (5.3 oz/yd²) for breathable comfort and lasting structure.
🧵 Stitching: Seamless double-needle collar, sleeve, and bottom hems for durability and polish.
🔩 Reinforcement: Taped neck and shoulders for extra strength where it counts.
🏷️ Label: Tear-away tag for a smooth, itch-free experience.
🌱 Ethically Made: Produced with sustainably grown U.S. cotton and certified by OEKO-TEX for safety and quality.
Where This Tee Belongs
🚲 At the Park or Backyard BBQs – Ideal for warm days and even warmer memories.
🛋️ Lounging at Home or Reliving the ‘80s – Comfort for your couch, your record collection, or your latest nostalgic binge.
🎁 A Must-Have Gift for Gen Xers – Whether for a birthday, reunion, or “just because,” this tee hits different for the right crowd.
📆 Everyday Errands or Vintage Vibes – Looks great with jeans, joggers, or beneath a flannel.
📸 Styled or Unfiltered – Whether you’re camera-ready or staying low-key, this shirt does the talking.
Care Instructions
✔ Machine Wash Cold (Max 30°C / 90°F) – Keeps the color rich and the fit clean.
✔ Tumble Dry Low – Easy care for low-maintenance legends.
✔ Avoid Ironing on Print – Your nostalgia is already hot enough.
✔ Wash Inside Out – Protects the graphic and keeps it looking fresh.
Not Filtered. Not Fragile. Just Real.
The Gen X “We Drank From Hoses” Tee is more than a T-shirt. It’s a reminder of the unfiltered, rough-around-the-edges upbringing that built character, grit, and a damn good immune system. Wear it proudly, laugh loudly, and let them know—we’re still here, and we’re still not impressed by your hydration tracker.
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Size guide
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
| A) Length (cm) | 71.1 | 73.7 | 76.2 | 78.7 | 81.3 | 83.8 | 86 | 89 |
| B) Width (cm) | 91.4 | 101.6 | 111.8 | 122 | 132 | 142.2 | 152 | 162 |
| B) Half Chest (cm) | 45.7 | 50.8 | 55.9 | 61 | 66 | 71.1 | 76 | 81 |
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
| A) Length (inches) | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | 33 | 33.9 | 35 |
| B) Width (inches) | 36 | 40 | 44 | 48 | 52 | 56 | 59.8 | 63.8 |
| B) Half Chest (inches) | 18 | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 | 29.9 | 31.9 |
Care Instructions
| General | The tee combines comfort, style, and durability, making it a top choice for both everyday wear and craft projects. |
| Wash | Maintain the tee’s look and feel by washing it in cold water with similar colors. |
| Dry | Tumble dry low or hang dry to preserve the fabric integrity and print quality. |
| Store | Ideal for retail and online stores looking for a high-quality, customizable tee that supports ethical manufacturing practices |
